Jul 23, 2009

King Julian

About Me

King Julian,
beloved leader and gifted whistler speaker, Lord President of the lemurs U.S.

Age: 48
: Male
Astrological Sign: Leo
Zodiac Year: Ox
Industry: Chicago Style Politics
Occupation: Supreme Leader
Location: Madagascar Kenya: Indonesia: United States


* Ruling the world
* Saul Alinsky
* statism
* Me
* unconstrained power
* the Living Constitution
* did I mention Me?
* public speaking
* professional whistling
* have you heard about Me?
* gardening (no, no - that's Michelle)

Favorite Movies

* Catch Me if You Can
* Fly Me to the Moon
* Madagascar
* Madagascar: Escape from 2 Africa
* Me and Marx
* Promise Me This
* Anyone but Me
* Rescue Me

Favorite Restaurant

* Mimi's Cafe (because it is all about Me Me - not you you)

Favorite Books

* Dreams of Me from My Father, by Me
* The Audacity of Me Hope, by Me
* Rules for Radicals, by Saul Alinsky

Favorite Quotes by Me

"Hurry everybody, before we regain our senses."

"Let me be clear. I don't have all the facts."

"Please feel free to bask in my glow."

"I am the one you've been waiting for. I am the change you seek."

"It's me, King Julian. Which of you is attracted to me?"

"After much deep and profound brain things inside my head - I have decided to rule the world!"

"Yes, I can!"

"Let me be clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel's."

"Wait, I have a plan. I've devised a cunning test to see if the U.S. can survive Me."

"On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes -- and I see many of them in the audience here today -- our sense of patriotism is particularly strong."

"C'mon everybody, let's go talk to the tyrants."

"Why can't I just eat my waffle?"

"The gods eat the sacrifice. They are grateful. They give me the water, then I give it to you! {Does it work?} No. I mean yes. Well, Rahm?"

"I think when you spread the wealth around, it's good for everybody."

"Oh, suddenly throwing a giraffe into a volcano to make water is crazy!"

"I don't know why the sacrifice didn't work. The science seems so solid."

"Bring me my nuts on a silver platter."

"Sorry - do you mind going back? This is first class. It's nothing personal it's just that I'm better than you."

"Whatever happened to the separation of the classes?" {I'm sure this whole democracy thing was just a fad. - Rahm}

"Soon we will put my excellent plan into action. All we have to do is wait until they are deep in their sleep... HOW LONG IS THIS GOING TO TAKE?!"

1 comment:

Cathy said...

Oh this is hilarious. I've GOT to rent that movie! (duh-uh. Netflix) It's perfect! It's elitist Obama and his motley crew with all their hopey changey BS.